So let me tell you about our dinner last night.
We went to Pizza Hut.
And ordered 2 medium pizzas
One order of cheese sticks
One order of cinnamon sticks
For the 2 of us.
And two waters
But no alcohol, even though it was on the menu.
In a dry county.
And I saw 2 certificates on the wall as we left
Framed certificates for handwashing.
I thought it was comical.
And now we have a lot of extra pizza.